By 2032, the Theme Park Giant Planned to Replace All Employees with AI Counterparts, But ChatGPT Subscription Costs Have Them Rethinking Their Strategy Just when it seemed that Six Flags Entertainment Corporation was on the verge of creating an AI-driven utopia (or dystopia, depending on who you ask), the theme park giant has hit a rather unexpected roadblock: the cost of a ChatGPT subscription. Turns out, planning a robot revolution on a shoestring budget is harder than it sounds. The initial plan was to replace every human employee with artificial intelligence (AI) counterparts by 2032, making the parks maintenance-free and…
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By 2032, the Theme Park Giant Plans to Replace All Employees with AI Counterparts and Create Maintenance-Free Parks, Because Who Needs Humans Anyway? In an audacious announcement that has both Skynet and the Terminator taking notes, Six Flags Entertainment Corporation, the world’s largest regional theme park company, has unveiled its grand plan to replace every last human employee with artificial intelligence (AI) counterparts by 2032. The ultimate goal? To create maintenance-free theme parks where robots rule the roost, and humans can simply kick back, relax, and pray that the roller coaster-riding AI overlords don’t rise against them. The press release,…
Residents of the village of Puerto Dorado on Isla Tesoro are facing an economic crisis, forcing them to sell off their chickens to make ends meet. The village, known for its picturesque beaches and stunning views, has fallen on hard times in recent months due to a recession that has hit the region. “The situation is really tough. We’re barely making enough money to survive, and selling our chickens is our last resort,” said Maria, a resident of Puerto Dorado who has been forced to sell her chickens to support her family. The village mayor, Carlos, who has been taken…